{"id":1066,"date":"2011-01-03T09:47:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T14:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/03\/your-carrion-weighs-too-much\/"},"modified":"2011-01-03T09:47:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T14:47:40","slug":"your-carrion-weighs-too-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/03\/your-carrion-weighs-too-much\/","title":{"rendered":"Your carrion weighs too much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once saw a cartoon of a couple vultures at an airport clutching suitcases bulging with animal carcasses.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only the carrion,&#8221; one tells the woman at the check-in.<\/p>\n<p>And so it was that I arrived at Dorval Airport (Now P.E. Trudeau Airport) with a carry-on bag loaded with camera gear and a netbook &#8212; stuff I don&#8217;t want to let out of my site as checked baggage.<\/p>\n<p>I had read that airlines are pretty fussy about the size and dimensions of carry-on, but they don&#8217;t usually fuss about weight. Alas, I was asked to weigh it, and the woman told me I was a kilo over.<\/p>\n<p>At the last minute I had squeezed a second pair of walking shoes into my carry-on, as that was the only place I could fit it. I now had to open my bags at the check-in and try to juggle contents to get the shoes into my checked luggage. I was flustered and sweating, but the woman told me take my time and not worry. Several times I thought I would have to leave the shoes behind, but at last I managed to zip the bag closed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now waiting to board for a flight that doesn&#8217;t leave for an hour and a half. So far, Dorval seems a less crazy airport than others &#8212; carry-on incident aside &#8212; and the worst part of the airport experience, security screening, was relatively painless.<\/p>\n<p>I drove to Montreal last night and stayed at the Days Inn, not getting a lot of sleep. I&#8217;m too excited.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just want to get into the air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once saw a cartoon of a couple vultures at an airport clutching suitcases bulging with animal carcasses. &#8220;Only the carrion,&#8221; one tells the woman at the check-in. And so it was that I arrived at Dorval Airport (Now P.E. Trudeau Airport) with a carry-on bag loaded with camera gear and a netbook &#8212; stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1067,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions\/1067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rmcguirephoto.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}